Chevrolet. Nobody loves you. You have no money, no home, your on the streets fighting for whatever scraps you can find probably wondering what’s the point of continuing? But, there is light at the end of the tunnel as the fallen seems to be rising from the ashes with it’s future fixed on one particular model, the Chevrolet Spark.
The Chevrolet Spark
For those of you not aware, the Spark will replace the drizzle that was the Matiz, a sort of wendy house on wheels that could manage 4 mph and was loved by old people. The Spark needs to be everything its predecessor never was; stylish, cutting edge and appealing, and theres no reason why it shouldn’t be. Remember this is the company that makes the epic Chevrolet Corvette, a Le Mans winner no doubt. They also make the Cruze which in WTCC trim is probably one of the best looking Touring Cars racing in Europe today. Therefore I’m pleased to announce that back in March Chevrolet showed off it’s new Spark and I for one can’t wait to see it hitting showrooms within the next 12 months.
The Chevrolet Cruze in WTCC form
The company has promised ‘outstanding passenger space, entertaining driving characteristics and extraordinary value for money’ – everything a young 20 something is looking for and by reading the specs they don’t seem to be lying either. Firstly just look at the thing, all funky angles like a chunky trainer. The nose is high to intimidate much larger cars on the road and you get a sparkling green paint job so everybody can see you coming. In fact this isn’t a car, its a disco ball, but this disco ball doesn’t like slow dancing. It’s drum and bass, rock n’ roll. And talk about knowing your market, for those who had seen the latest Transformer’s film, Revenge of the Fallen, the concept version the Chevrolet Beat (known as Skids in the film) plays an important role in defeating the Decepticons in what has become this summer’s must see movie.
Then there’s the name, Spark. I take great pleasure in being named after something with such style. I’m loved by many for my heart touching literature, I’m thought about during November 5th and now you can get me on four wheels. Do the right thing and buy this car.
